One With Everything

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A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”.

~~Sangeeta Freeman, on fb group I AM
{jokes via my friend Josephine Joiner in Tamil Nadu }

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Change must come from within ;)

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

I am, yet I am not...

Asanga | Mon, 07/08/2013 - 15:25
MAI's picture

good one

Hahaha, good one. :-)


MAI | Tue, 07/09/2013 - 03:15