Recipe for Realization

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Recipe for Realization: “an original thought”
Realization, specifically Self-realization, is all about the Monism called Self, Spirit, Nonduality, Advaita.
Nonduality simply means that Self is all, there is no other because Self plays ALL the roles of everything and everyone.

Self is a metaphorical movie-screen
and reality is its movie, fiction.

The Nonduality of Advaita means that all academics, science and religion is about shoveling all the intellectual-shit the one-Self needs to appear to be many. Academics, science and religions is all about shoveling the intellectual-shit the movie-screen needs to be ignored so the movie can appear real. Academics is all about shoveling the intellectual/theological/ scientific shit that reality needs to appear real, really, Really .... and with enough academic shit-shoveling that only geniuses like Descartes... Einstein and Steven Hawking can manage: REALLY real.

The recipe for Realization is to come up with an original thought – the more absurd the thought the better. ... and then start shoveling all the intellectual-shit this absurd thought needs to be important ... the more enthusiasm that goes into this intellectual-shit shoveling ( an absurd thought needs to appear important) the quicker this shit-shoveling will go beyond the ordinary academic shit-shoveling that genius like Descartes, Einstein and more recently Steven Hawking ... do to make their reality appear REALLY real.

The Realization of such an “original-thought” is all about Laughter --
Laughter happens when shit-shoveling finds it-SELF far beyond all the mundane shit-shoveling that geniuses do to make their academics, sciences and religions appear REALLY real.

what is an original thought? ... like a thought about “hell” that mixes what is important to science and theology ... to make its intellectual shit-shoveling funny.

... an original thought is like taking what someone says “cold day in hell” far more seriously than anything in science and theology ... and in the process make everything in science and religion not only absurd but Funny, Realization -- really, Really and even REALLY.

-- O'no

"cold day in hell"
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was
so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell
to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Amanda during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory
is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only
Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which
explains why, last night, Amanda kept shouting "Oh my God."