His Holiness Sri Sri Sri Nobody Maharaj

joy's picture

Average: 3.9 (8 votes)

The more "Sri"s in your name
the more stupid your followers are.

Tell me who your followers are
and I will tell you who you are.

My guru has more "Sri"s in his name
and I have more hair in my butt.

And he has "Maharaj" at the end
and lately "His Holiness" in the start.

And something in the middle
which for some reason I forgot to tell you about.

Well, I must go now
I have more verses to recite and candles to light.

But I will be back.

Your sincerely and respectfully,
His Holiness Sri Sri Sri Nobody Maharaj.

not_me's picture

sri sri sri swami

Yes, like http://www.gurusfeet.com/guru/akhandamandaleshwer-sri-sri-swami-swarupan...


My motto in life: try everything as long as it is not physically addictive.

not_me | Fri, 04/16/2010 - 14:20
doo's picture

Hilarious and unfortunately so true!

Hilarious and unfortunately so true!

People confuse between blind faith and trust and are consequently obsessed with the names, titles and childish and narrow adoration to a specific guru whithout understanding that the guru is just a vehicle, a bottle that may contain the wine, not the wine itself.

And most of the gurus who are fake, of course, just incourage this honor naming game.

doo | Fri, 04/16/2010 - 15:17
genep's picture

Sri, Sri, infinite Sri

forget all the Maharaj-es

laughter alone comically catapluts
"Eternal Infinite Sri Fukkamee Swami"
far far beyond the realm of all the others.

genep | Tue, 08/03/2010 - 00:32
Nathyogi's picture

Re: His Holiness Sri Sri Sri Nobody Maharaj

The meaning of Sri is Mother Goddess Laksmi who represent wealth, opulence, money and comforts of life. Maharaj means king of kings.
If one has real Sri or is a Maharaj, one does not need to seek beggings, charity and donations from anyone.
They have Sri Sri and Maharaj in name only.
The real one does not need to put these titles.

--- Fake Nath Yogi

Nathyogi | Tue, 05/26/2015 - 06:59