Bollywood Hollywood and some jokes to think!

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TAKING EVERYONE TO FIGHT OR LAUGH...
1)ARNOLD SCRAWEGGNER CAME AS MY WOULD BE SON PRAJAPITA BRAHMA AND SCRACHED HIS HEAD MANY TIMES NOT ABLE TO UNDRESTAND HIS TEACHINGS...AND HE WAS DULY NAMED SCRAWEGGNER
BUT HE JOINED MANY BOLTS IN NOAH'S ARC AND HENCE HE IS ARNOLD...

2)NEXT BOLLYWOOD KATRINA KAIF WAS WITH ME AND I ASKED HER TO DO THE JOB OF CUTTING RIBBONS THAT SHOWED FLASHES IN HEAVEN CLOUDS AND HENCE SHE IS CALLED KATRINA "ONE WHO CUTS"
AND KAIF IS CODE WORD FOR RIBBONS...

UPANISHAD SAYS GODS DEMONS MEN ALL SERVED PRAJPITA BRAHMA FOR 108 YEARS FOR 33 YEARS FOR 66 YEARS DULY....
SO LOT OF JOKES AWIT AS I GO IN MEMORY LANE...

NO WONDER KATRINA CAME FOR BARBY DOLL ADVT...

SO I CAN YELL KATRINA PLEASE CUT THE FALSE BONDS OF UR WELL WISHERS...."FOR HER CUTTING CEREMONY SHE HAD A LONELY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION EVEN....

PRABHUPADA SAYS SADHU IS ONE WHO CUTS CAN WE LEARN SPRITUALITY FROM MISS KAIF...IN CUTTING BONDS....

3)AJAY DEVGUN "HE IS A FLOP SHOW BOY WHO BECOME HERO FOR WHEN EVER HE MISTIMED HIS SHOOT IT EXACTLY WELL ON THE TARGET THAT NEEDS TO BE KILLED....
"BUT I HONOUR HIM AS TIRUCHENDUR AND AND A BORN HERO"
NEVER TELL THIS JOKE TO HIM FOR ITS HIS CHILDHOOD PLAY.(ONCE)

4)AMITABH MEANS NECTAR BUT ABHISHEK SHOWS WAY TO NECTAR IN "DRONA" WILL WE CALL ITS INHERITANCE.....
BACCHAN EVEN TOUGH OLD HE IS ALWAYS YOUNG IN HEART AND NAME SAYS RATHER HE IS A CHILD ALWAYS.....

MORAL:
LEARN FROM HIM TO BE CHILD EVEN IN OLD YEARS....
U HAVE "PA FILM"

SO WE CAN TEASE AMITABH BACHAN "U R A CHILD ALWAYS" HOPE HE TAKES IT IN STRIDE....FOR ITS GOOD TO BE CHILD IN HEAVEN THEN OTHERWISE....

5)SHAH RUKH KHAN HE IS ALWAYS A THINKS ON KINGS (SHAH)
AND HE IS EMBODIMENT (RUKH) KHAN HE IS COURAGEOUS TO FAULT...

HOPE THE LION ROAR AGAIN
WATCH:DON-2
ANYWAY I LIKE DON FILM ...AS HIS FIRST EPISODE IN ANNIYAN AS SOLDIER....(A TIP MR.KHAN PLEASE MEDITATE ON ANNIYAN WHENEVER DOWN)

HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A LION WITH YUVRAJ IN HEAVEN THEY R EXAMPLE THAT LION AND RAM DO NOT FIGHT BUT PLAY....

6)CATRINA ZETA ZONES IS SHE SISTER TO OUT KATRINA KAIF
IT MIGHT BE
BUT "SHE IS SO GOOD IN ZORRO"

7)LUXY LAWLESS SHE KNOWS NO LAW LIKE GANGA SHE CAN HARDLY BE CONTROLLED ....HOPE TO SEE HER BACK IN ACTION.

PUNCH: DO NOT SPEAK OF LAW TO LUCY LAWLESS U WILL BE IN TROUBLE....

8)WILL AJAY DEV GUN MANIFEST HEAVEN AS FILM RAJU CHACHA DEPICTS LIKE THAT FILM WEBSITE PEOPLE R NOT ABLE TO SPOT HEAVEN PUNCH:ONLY AJAY DEV GUN HIDES WITH HIS GUN....

9)VAN DAMME IN "BLOOD SPORT "
I FELT I WAS HIS TEACHER WHO ASKED TO MAKE HIM FIGHT WITH EYES CLOSED...
HE SHOULD BE IN MARTIAL ARTS AND YOGA AS HE DOES FLAT POSE WITH LEGS WIDE OPEN RATHER WELLL WHICH I CANNOT DO...

PUNCH: VAN DAMME NEVER QUESTIONS EVEN IF DIRECTOR ASKS HIM TO FIGHT ALL BAD SPRITS AS JESUS DID....

10)BRITNEY SPEARS SHE WAS "VEL" OPF LORD MURUGA SOMEONE HAS TRANSPORTED HER UNFORTUNATELY TO FOREIGN....
INDIA GET BRITNEY BACK....

EVERYONE KNOWS HER MUSIC AND ACTION IS AS GOOD AS SHINING VEL "I DO NOT SAY HER BODY IS SHINING"

TIP:SHE MAY DO WELL TO VISIT TIRUTANIGAI SHE MAY REMEMBER SOMETHING.

11)HOW IT WOULD BE IF SHAHRUKH KHAN + AJAY DEV GUN + SALMAN KHAN + AMIR KHAN + AKSHAY KUMAR + ABHISHEK BACHAN DO
" SURA SAMHARAM ACT AS SIX FACE"

12)WHY HOLLY WOOD FORGOT MARCUS TRESCHOTHICK AS "MARAMRAM"
PROBABLY THEY FEARED HIS CRICKET SHOTS....

TIP: THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPED WHEN VALMIKI WAS SAVED...

IF SO HOLLYWOOD KNEW ITS INDIA ORIGIN WILL IT NAME ITSELF "INDIAWOOD" ONE WONDERS....

13)I GAVE THE JOB OF HUMANITARIAN FOR VAN DAMME AND HE DID IT RATHER WELL....

14)KAREENA KAPOOR SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CAT WHICH LOVED CAMPHOR SOMEHOW SHE IS DEBTED TO ME ="KAREENA" REENA DEBT.

JOKE:I CAN ALWAYS GO TO COURT FOR CLAIMING BY DEBT TO KAREENA BUT FOR SAIF SHE CAN BE FORGIVEN....
WHY SAIF NO ITS SAAF HE MAKES THINGS CLEAR OR VERY GOOD CLEANER....

ANYWAY KAREENA IS A CINDRELLA:
MARKET TIP:
WHY THEY CAME OUT NOT WITH CINDRELLA DOLL...AND LION DOLLS OF SHAH RUKH KHAN AND SAIF ALI KHAN.

15)RAJ KAPOOR WAS WITH KING SOLOMON AS HE LAMENTED LIKE HIM IN HIS END FILM "MERA NAAM JOKER" ANY WAY HE SHOULD BE SON OF KING SOLOMON WITH INHERITANCE....

THAT WEST MAY LEARN LOT ABOUT KING SOLOMON WITH HIS FILMS....

KAPOOR FAMILY OR CAMPHOR FAMILY SADLY THEY DO NOT ADVERTISE FOR CAMPHOR TO GODS ....

16)SAMMI KAPOOR DO NOT TAKE HIM TO FOREST FOR HIS SHOUTS WILL MAKE EVEN FOREST EMPTY OF ANIMALS.....(JANGLI)

PUNCH: SADLY TH FOREST DESTROYERS NO NOT THIS TRICK....

17)SATYA JIT RAY "IS HE THE RAY BY WHICH SACHIN TENDULKAR WAS ATTACKED"

18)SNEHA WOULD HAVE DONE WELL AS "SNAKE IN PLANE HEROIN"
SOMEHOW SHE ESCAPED HOLLYWOOD AND LANDED IN BOLLYWOOD

KEY WORD: SNEHA THE SNAKE!

19)TRISHA =TRI + SHA OR TRICCHHA
"SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL MILK TO GET CORUPPT "
CERTAINLY SHE WOULD LIKE "ALL WOMEN" PREYS ON YOUNG CHILDRENS HEARTS...

TRICHHA "SHE NEVER KNOWS TO TELL LIES"
ONLY THOSE WHO CHAT WITH HER KNOW...

KWORD: TRISHA THE INNOCENT KING OR TRIPLE KING.

20)ASIN IN TIRUTANIGAI I USED TO SAY TO INTELIGENT A "ASK HER TO READ EXACTLY ASIN BOOKS"
SHE USED TO WRITE AS IN BOOK "DABBA"
PUNCH:STILL THE DIRECTORS SAY SHE PROTEST THAT EVERYTHING BE FOLLOWED STRICTLY "AS IN " SCRIPTS WAS SHE WITH MGR...

21)REEMA HEADWEIGHT...
HER PARENTS HAS SHOWERED HER TOO MUCH LOVE BEING FIRST BORN...OR ONLY DAUGHTER ONE WONDERS...
(WITH ALL LOVE TO HER) ice.

22)RAJNIKANTH "HIS FATHER USED TO SAY TO HIM U WILL BE KING FROM NOW ON AS HE SMOKES CIGARATTES IN DEPRESSION AND ONE DAY HE DID SHINE.
"RAJ INI KANTH" SERPENT DOSHA TO PROSPERITY

23)SARATH KUMAR IS HE THE SARATH RUDHU OF SAT YUGA "THE DIRECTORS STILL DO NOT KNOW HIS POWERS TO MANIFEST SATYA YUGA SHAME ON THEM"

24)RADAAN " THEY SAY TIRUCHENDUR GOD STRIKES CHILDREN LIKE LIGHTNING"
THINK: RADAAN = LIGHTNING.
HOW MANY TIMES SHE WAS HURT OR PUNISHED IN REARING GOD ALONE KNOWS....AS ARASI NOW SHE PUNISHES MEN