VERY True Spirituality

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I hereby announce the VERY True Spirituality movement.

All previous paths were false or at least only true. Mine is VERY true.

I don't ask you for nothing, I will not bother you with links to follow nor with endless texts that explain why others are wrong. I promise.

I only ask you to have me as your leader - let me control you and in return you donate to me money of yours. Oh one more thing - God has signed an exclusive three-season contract with us to play in our team.

You don't expect me to provide teachings or reasons, do you? Because if you do, I will have to establish the VERY VERY True Spirituality movement which will declare the VERY True Spirituality as false also. And you don't want me to continue - I'm sure you got the idea VERY VERY VERY clearly.

Who is joining?



banana's picture

Joining

I was about to join the true spirituality but since there is a very true spirituality then of course i join the better.

banana | Fri, 02/20/2009 - 22:40
Phroggy's picture

WooHoo!!

I'm in! But do I still get the free set of guru knives?

Phroggy | Fri, 02/20/2009 - 23:12
atlantis's picture

LOL :-)

Oh Phroggy, you sometimes make me laugh so much... :-)

No, you can not get the set - in VERY True Spirituality, you only get by giving (to the guru, of course), you get satisfaction, you get the pleasure of pleasing the guru, you get benediction, you get whatever as long as it is a boring non-materialistic useless important spiritual thing.

And in any case very soon you surrender everything (yes, to the guru) because it is very important that you drop your shallow filthy attachment to worldly dualistic forms so even if we give you the luxurious limited-edition set of guru knives, you will have to give them back with the vegetable slicer, and the grill.

atlantis | Sat, 02/21/2009 - 00:01
Phroggy's picture

Hmmmm.....

A little 'buyer's remorse' seems to be settling in. The veggie slicer never worked anyhoo, but nobody's getting my grill. :(

Phroggy | Sat, 02/21/2009 - 06:43
divine intervention's picture

lol

guys - you are so funny!!! :-)))))

I'm in also.

divine intervention | Sat, 02/21/2009 - 08:55
atlantis's picture

Do not invent, imitate

Phroggy - you are hereby appointed as a preacher of the VERY True Spirituality. Your new name is H. H. VERY Venerable Sri Sri Sri Phroggy Maharaj.

Go go go to other portals and tell them how I saved you.

PS. you will get an extra Sri for the grill. decide now, I'm in a generous mood.

atlantis | Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:29
Phroggy's picture

Ummmm.............

Okay, deal!
Once I was blind, but now I see. Just mumble the name 'Atlantis' for 6 months straight, and you'll be happy forever. (How's that?) :)

The Mucho Venerable Sri Sri Sri Sri Phroggyji Maharaj

Phroggy | Sat, 02/21/2009 - 19:37
dattaswami2's picture

Swami is not worried just for Funds,

Swami is not worried just for Funds, because as you see top rich people have come forward to fund this propagation of Divine Knowledge, in all languages to all the states in India and to all countries in the world. Foreigners are always forward in doing Karma Phala Tyaga (Sacrifice of the fruit of the work). They are funding not only their spiritual centers, but also the spiritual centers in India. Indians are famous for sacrificing words through prayers and for sacrificing mind through meditation etc.,

They do not come forward in the practical sacrifice of their money and work for the mission of the Lord. Even if they sacrifice money, they want more money from the Lord in return.

They sacrifice all the money to their children only. Foreigners sacrifice most of their earnings to all the spiritual missions and ask their children to stand on their legs after certain age. This is the reason Why India suffers with poverty and God blessed foreign countries with wealth.

I am therefore trying to develop the attitude of sacrifice for God’s work in Indians. If I fail with Indians, I will approach the foreigners as usual. Every rupee of your Guru Dakshina will be spent in the propagation of this Divine Knowledge given by Lord Datta to the humanity.

I am clarifying the concept clearly because several fraud preachers and fraud incarnations are exploiting the innocent public and the whole atmosphere of the spiritual field is in utter confusion at present. Hence the public should not be blamed under these circumstances, if the clarification is not given in the beginning itself. One should decide the real incarnation of God (Datta) by His true infinite divine knowledge. As veda says ‘Satyam Jnanam Anantham Brahma’ i.e., God is true infinite knowledge. Miracles are not the signs of Datta which were performed even by demons like Ravana. Hanuman became the future Creator (Brahma) by participating in the work of the Human incarnation of God present in his time. Hanuman never worshipped formless God or statues as per ‘Valmiki Ramayana’. The human incarnation comes in every human generation so that God is impartial to all the generations of humanity.

At Thy Lotus Feet His Holiness Sri Dattaswami

Anil Antony
www.universal-spirituality.org
Universal Spirituality for World Peace
antonyanil@universal-spirituality.org

dattaswami2 | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 07:24
anony17's picture

You need a funny bone dear Datta...

Hello Anil, when did you laugh the last time?!!!

Come on! Don't spoil the party!

:-)

Mebbe you got the wrong number!

Try cracking a joke once in a while...

anony17 | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 12:25
atlantis's picture

Automatic alert

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atlantis | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 22:14
Phroggy's picture

Hide the beer cans

Well, there's always one neighbor who calls the cops cause somebody sounds like they're having too much fun. Hehe.

"I am clarifying the concept clearly because several fraud preachers and fraud incarnations are exploiting the innocent public and the whole atmosphere of the spiritual field is in utter confusion at present."

I don't see how it's any different than it has ever been. There will always those, like you and our website advertising friends, who have zeroed in on the right God-incarnated man and figure on saving the world. This is just the dancing ego bear and clown cars of the spiritual circus.

My role in the circus seems to be to point out the elephant dung so that folks can walk around it if they choose.

Phroggy | Mon, 02/23/2009 - 00:08
Quantum's picture

Aahh

And I must admit, I see now I've been dropping some of my own, for my own feet to step on. Ick.

So, for redemption's sake, is it too late to join the Very True religion, and reserve a seat for the Very Very True Religion? Where's the collection basket? I'm so excited to pop cash into it. Oh Joy! What benedictions I look forward to receiving in exchange for something as meaningless, paltry, and insignificant as money.

Quantum | Sat, 09/19/2009 - 04:49
mayasurfer's picture

a few questions before I join

can I still be an atheist? (might be difficult if God is in the team but I insist)
can I keep my girl-friend (I don't have one but just in case)?
can I still believe that I come from the monkeys?
can I keep my name or do I have to change to Adolf Sivababa?
can I pretend I'm Krishna and play with the milk-maids?
can I still have a steak and a beer?
will we have a flag..a uniform..a name..guns?
How would we have to adress you...Holy Father or Fuehrer?
Thanking you, kissing your Lotus feet and bowing to your immortal Self. Rubbish, it's MY immortal Self.

mayasurfer | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 11:01
Omkaradatta's picture

A few answers

> can I still be an atheist? (might be difficult if God is
> in the team but I insist)

Why be either an atheist or a theist? Theists believe in God, atheists believe there is no God. Why believe anything at all? ;-).

> can I keep my girl-friend (I don't have one but just in
> case)?

As long as she knows you own her ;-).

> Thanking you, kissing your Lotus feet and bowing to your
> immortal Self. Rubbish, it's MY immortal Self.

You own a Self? ;-). Who's the one It belongs to? Just as one can't both have a stereo and BE the stereo, one can't have a self and be that self.

P.S. forget this group, join the "nondual club" instead. It has no members, and when somebody joins it still has no members ;-).

http://www.omkaradatta.info

Omkaradatta | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 11:27
mayasurfer's picture

forgive

I made bad mistakes, must be more careful. But it was written in the spirit of fun. Don't you think we take this "spiritual" journey too serious?... may be because we take ourselves too serious. All this serious studying, searching, praying, all those hundreds of books we read, all totally unnecessary, the Truth has always been with us as us.. isn't that the biggest joke imaginable? I like this blog, the guy has humour and is childlike and likes to play. Super!
You suggest a non-dual club.. sounds good but if it has no members then it has no milk-maids either? And that could be boring. The question is, can "I" still play and have fun in a non-dual way? Would that take the fun out of it or put real fun into it? Your reply will probably be "don't be silly" but then, why NOT be silly? What does it matter? I join the silly non-dual club.

mayasurfer | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 11:53
anony17's picture

!!!

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anony17 | Thu, 02/26/2009 - 07:33
Omkaradatta's picture

Nope...

Don't be silly, my reply isn't gonna be "don't be silly"... ;-).

There's plenty of fun in the Nondual Club, but nobody gets to have it... which is a good thing, as anything you have you can lose. It just happens, or doesn't. Same with being silly, and serious :-p.

P.S. I'm actually one of the silliest fellows around, except on the topic of advaita... I suppose this thread oughtta be an exception, but it doesn't seem to be happening, and I s'pose I shoulda remained silent :-p. Oh well... coulda, woulda, shoulda. Didn't mean to spoil anyone's fun - please proceed as though I don't exist ;-).

http://www.omkaradatta.info

Omkaradatta | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 17:02
atlantis's picture

Very very

We could have given you an endless boring text or a link to follow but the VERY truth is that everything is negotiable, prepare your wallet.

atlantis | Sun, 02/22/2009 - 22:07
Mr jack's picture

i like milk. mmmmhh

i like milk. mmmmhh

Mr jack | Wed, 04/24/2013 - 00:47